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05-16-2014, 02:37 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Waiting to launch
Posts: 1,381
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JoeKnowsFishing!
To the Beastie Boys "Paul Revere"
" Now, here's a little story, I'll tell it slow 'bout the worlds best yakker that no one knows He's Yak Joe as you can read and see King of all fishing' not the spelling B Yak Joe claims the ocean as his turf Don't fish hardborz revels in the syrf Paddle cross the waves , wind at his back Out fishes Mako Bob and that B!tch Ful Rac One lonely yakker he be Unseen by nobody The sun beating' down on his floppy hat The launch was small and the water is flat He told a little story that sounded big Sittin' side saddle tying on a jig 200th yellow of the year A real nice pig "im Yak Joe n i myte type phuuny Outfish y all n git yo moneys He took out the Jig stick Aimed it at the sky Yelled "FTW" and let the jig fly I heard a sonic boom as it flew by 300 yards across the water Without a splash "kmon auld man I'm takn yo cash The solid gold Avet clicked into gear Two handle cranks the outcome was clear "U dout Yak Joe You a stoopid fello I can tell by the tugs One jig and 3hree yllos My jaw dropped down and hit my side As he took off on an epic sleigh ride Reel is smokin getting super hot He must be doing 50 knots He starts gaining ground I see an end to this tale The water erupts as the beasts start to flail I'm so excited I start to shout Up comes the beast it blows out a spout "Hey Yak Joe It's a baby Grey Whale You hooked him right across the tail Out fish us all Get all the glory Just one way to end your tale I've just witnessed an epic fail story Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk |
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05-16-2014, 02:45 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Baja fish camp
Posts: 478
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My grandpa took me to the rivers edge to go catfishing, I guess that's old school now.
nu skool is to go to big waters edge. Let's see how many bites he gets this time.
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05-16-2014, 02:50 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2013
Location: Long Beach
Posts: 366
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05-16-2014, 03:44 PM
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The carpetbagger
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: tha newps
Posts: 1,474
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Daaaaaayum pats got flows
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 "The charm of fishing is that it is the pursuit of what is elusive but attainable, a perpetual series of occasions for hope."http://www.badinfluencetattoo.com/gallery.php?artist=21 |
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05-16-2014, 03:45 PM
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Member
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Ventura,CA
Posts: 81
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No mames loco! CMC!
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05-16-2014, 07:09 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Mar 2014
Location: The city of Orange
Posts: 1,278
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Damn Pat that was awesome .... someone should sign you to record label!
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05-16-2014, 07:10 PM
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Let's Do This!
Join Date: Jun 2013
Location: san diego, ca, usa
Posts: 63
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DUFUQ is happening here ?!?!?!?!??!?!
c se puedes all night long.......does that count??
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-Matt  finbomb.com Don't hate me, Just my humble opinion  Tight lines my fishing brothers |
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05-16-2014, 08:07 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: SAN DIEGO
Posts: 1,086
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ponte a trucha pendejo baboso!
"Everyone will turn to Taco" |
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05-16-2014, 08:13 PM
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Flippin' Photographer
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Allied Gardens San Diego
Posts: 136
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I keep pressing one but it's still in Spanish
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