JoeKnowsFishing!

[MrPatrick]

To the Beastie Boys "Paul Revere"

" Now, here's a little story, I'll tell it slow
'bout the worlds best yakker that no one knows
He's Yak Joe as you can read and see
King of all fishing' not the spelling B

Yak Joe claims the ocean as his turf
Don't fish hardborz revels in the syrf
Paddle cross the waves , wind at his back
Out fishes Mako Bob and that B!tch Ful Rac

One lonely yakker he be
Unseen by nobody
The sun beating' down on his floppy hat
The launch was small and the water is flat

He told a little story that sounded big
Sittin' side saddle tying on a jig
200th yellow of the year
A real nice pig

"im Yak Joe n i myte type phuuny
Outfish y all n git yo moneys
He took out the Jig stick
Aimed it at the sky
Yelled "FTW" and let the jig fly
I heard a sonic boom as it flew by

300 yards across the water
Without a splash
"kmon auld man I'm takn yo cash
The solid gold Avet clicked into gear
Two handle cranks the outcome was clear

"U dout Yak Joe
You a stoopid fello
I can tell by the tugs
One jig and 3hree yllos

My jaw dropped down and hit my side
As he took off on an epic sleigh ride
Reel is smokin getting super hot
He must be doing 50 knots

He starts gaining ground I see an end to this tale
The water erupts as the beasts start to flail
I'm so excited I start to shout
Up comes the beast it blows out a spout

"Hey Yak Joe It's a baby Grey Whale
You hooked him right across the tail
Out fish us all
Get all the glory
Just one way to end your tale
I've just witnessed an epic fail story








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