Product Review: Sabiki 500...Friendships Aside - Kayak Fishing Adventures on Big Water’s Edge

Harry Hill · 11-08-2015, 02:02 PM

Last evening, Nov 07, 2015 a bright light was seen on most of the western US over the pacific ocean. I have it on conditions of anonymity that it was actually the Koreans firing a nuclear warhead over La Jolla to protest what I said about Bass Pro giving away the venerable Sabiki 500. Unfortunately the missile had an Ascend FS12T kayak on board and it was so heavy and unwieldy and impossible to maneuver that the rocket failed to reach altitude and being a failure the Obama administration took immediate credit for launching a test missile from a nuclear submarine. Therefore I apologize to our friends in North Korea who try to hard to manufacture a quality product. Now I have to eat a quart of kimchi in penance.

ful-rac · 11-08-2015, 02:40 PM

All this smack talk about me, my sabiki 500tm, Koreans and kimchi....

Makes me wanna get a black spokesman...I'm thinkn... Cadillyak...? We'll see how much smack you mofos talk then!

Cadillyak · 11-08-2015, 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by ful-rac

All this smack talk about me, my sabiki 500tm, Koreans and kimchi....

Makes me wanna get a black spokesman...I'm thinkn... Cadillyak...? We'll see how much smack you mofos talk then!

I'm wit it tony. I could be your hype man. Let's ride out on these busters!

roby · 11-08-2015, 07:56 PM

I got my Sabiki 500s wayyyy late. I think I got the Sabiki 50s actually. Then, the package smelled a bit like kimchi mixed with pancake syrup - it was all sticky and gooey.

Next, I've only caught two pieces of bait with them. And the hooks....Oh my!! The hooks are as dull as watching Deamon hooping for stingrays and snails.

If anyone wants my Sabiki 500s, they can have them for free. They are just strung along my fence right now, drying my socks and other misc. laundry.

Sabiki 500s for catching bait = D
Sabiki 500s for hanging laundry = A+

2-Stix · 11-08-2015, 09:53 PM

It sounds like some fellas need some sabikis. I was at the 99 cent store (I'm on hard times right now) and they were throwing away pallets of this said "sabiki 500"...they said they were not selling and needed room for bruised bananas and expired kimchi. Just FYI guys, hope this helps.

driftwood · 11-09-2015, 06:13 AM

I called Donald Trump on this. And he said, this is exactly the reason
why he wants to build a fence from the USA all the way to KOREA.

FISH11 · 11-09-2015, 08:47 AM

This post has some really great reads. The only thing is, it's shows how slow fishing is right now.

GregAndrew · 11-09-2015, 11:17 AM

All I can catch on the damn thing is 2 or 3 2 or 3lb Bonito at a time. So, unless you are real interested in making Lobster bait, dont bother.

katchfish · 11-09-2015, 12:13 PM

I called Donald Trump and asked him what Tony should do with his so called friends.

His response........

ful-rac · 11-09-2015, 12:39 PM

Deamon · 11-09-2015, 01:37 PM

Well, here goes...lol.

Ned basically called me a Gorilla. All Sabiki's should be able to get ripped off of a kelp stringer in tact...no breakoffs...no bent hooks!

11-08-2015, 02:40 PM	#2
ful-rac Emperor Join Date: May 2009 Location: Buena Park Posts: 3,649	Smack talk All this smack talk about me, my sabiki 500tm, Koreans and kimchi.... Makes me wanna get a black spokesman...I'm thinkn... Cadillyak...? We'll see how much smack you mofos talk then! __________________ There's nothing colder than yesterday's hotdog.

11-09-2015, 08:47 AM	#7
FISH11 Member Join Date: Aug 2013 Location: Pine Valley when not fishing La Jolla Posts: 2,643	This post has some really great reads. The only thing is, it's shows how slow fishing is right now. __________________ MARK ......... 2016 MALIBU X FACTOR, 2020 SOLO SKIFF (Fishing Kayak on Steroids )

11-09-2015, 12:39 PM	#10
ful-rac Emperor Join Date: May 2009 Location: Buena Park Posts: 3,649	__________________ There's nothing colder than yesterday's hotdog.

11-08-2015, 02:02 PM	#1
Harry Hill Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2015 Location: Yucaipa, CA Posts: 1,136	Last evening, Nov 07, 2015 a bright light was seen on most of the western US over the pacific ocean. I have it on conditions of anonymity that it was actually the Koreans firing a nuclear warhead over La Jolla to protest what I said about Bass Pro giving away the venerable Sabiki 500. Unfortunately the missile had an Ascend FS12T kayak on board and it was so heavy and unwieldy and impossible to maneuver that the rocket failed to reach altitude and being a failure the Obama administration took immediate credit for launching a test missile from a nuclear submarine. Therefore I apologize to our friends in North Korea who try to hard to manufacture a quality product. Now I have to eat a quart of kimchi in penance.

11-08-2015, 07:56 PM	#4
roby CEO of Team Roby Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 905	I got my Sabiki 500s wayyyy late. I think I got the Sabiki 50s actually. Then, the package smelled a bit like kimchi mixed with pancake syrup - it was all sticky and gooey. Next, I've only caught two pieces of bait with them. And the hooks....Oh my!! The hooks are as dull as watching Deamon hooping for stingrays and snails. If anyone wants my Sabiki 500s, they can have them for free. They are just strung along my fence right now, drying my socks and other misc. laundry. Sabiki 500s for catching bait = D Sabiki 500s for hanging laundry = A+

11-08-2015, 09:53 PM	#5
2-Stix Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2015 Location: Ventura, CA Posts: 376	It sounds like some fellas need some sabikis. I was at the 99 cent store (I'm on hard times right now) and they were throwing away pallets of this said "sabiki 500"...they said they were not selling and needed room for bruised bananas and expired kimchi. Just FYI guys, hope this helps.

11-09-2015, 06:13 AM	#6
driftwood Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: SAN DIEGO Posts: 1,086	I called Donald Trump on this. And he said, this is exactly the reason why he wants to build a fence from the USA all the way to KOREA.

11-09-2015, 11:17 AM	#8
GregAndrew Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 2,384	All I can catch on the damn thing is 2 or 3 2 or 3lb Bonito at a time. So, unless you are real interested in making Lobster bait, dont bother.

11-09-2015, 12:13 PM	#9
katchfish Paddle for Mahi Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Doing the happy paddle! Posts: 849	I called Donald Trump and asked him what Tony should do with his so called friends. His response........