The Official 'I ALMOST DIED' Thread - Kayak Fishing Adventures on Big Water’s Edge

cabojohn · 06-22-2016, 02:07 PM

I brought donuts to fat camp once...and nearly died!
The riot was insane.

jorluivil · 06-22-2016, 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by cabojohn

I brought donuts to fat camp once...and nearly died!
The riot was insane.

Awww come-on! !!

It's 'I ALMOST DIED' and not 'I Nearly died'

You don't nearly die, you ALMOST DIE!!!!

cabojohn · 06-22-2016, 03:24 PM

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Jorge,
I jumped 8 semi trucks on my SCOOTER naked.
Once my parachute failed to open . I was chased by the Taliban and ended up in a Mexican jail TWICE.
The day I brought two dozen donuts to fat camp was the closest brush with death ever! I was attacked and crushed by 36 fat woman.

Aight, I was flat (FAT) line...they saved my life by doing CPR

I was DEAD!

ful-rac · 06-22-2016, 04:04 PM

I almost died when I wore my TRUMP make america great again T-shirt at the Mexico vs Chile match....

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Silbaugh4liberty · 06-22-2016, 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by ful-rac

I almost died when I wore my TRUMP make america great again T-shirt at the Mexico vs Chile match....

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SDROB · 06-22-2016, 06:12 PM

I almost died on the freeway today checkin BWE on my phone

tacmik · 06-22-2016, 06:40 PM

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Originally Posted by SDROB

I almost died on the freeway today checkin BWE on my phone

I almost died on the freeway today because some idiot was checking BWE on his phone while driving.

06-22-2016, 03:24 PM	#3
cabojohn PROBATION Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 656	/\ Jorge, I jumped 8 semi trucks on my SCOOTER naked. Once my parachute failed to open . I was chased by the Taliban and ended up in a Mexican jail TWICE. The day I brought two dozen donuts to fat camp was the closest brush with death ever! I was attacked and crushed by 36 fat woman. Aight, I was flat (FAT) line...they saved my life by doing CPR I was DEAD! Last edited by cabojohn; 07-05-2016 at 10:21 AM.

06-22-2016, 04:04 PM	#4
ful-rac Emperor Join Date: May 2009 Location: Buena Park Posts: 3,649	I almost died when I wore my TRUMP make america great again T-shirt at the Mexico vs Chile match.... ! __________________ There's nothing colder than yesterday's hotdog.

06-22-2016, 06:12 PM	#6
SDROB Malibu Stealth 12 Join Date: Feb 2012 Location: Hollywood, San Diego, Gonzaga Bay Posts: 512	I almost died on the freeway today checkin BWE on my phone __________________ She will keep you warm in the winter and give you shade in the summer (Rossman) I'm telling ya, you have to keep these suckers on a game clip until just before you drop them in the frying pan.(Rossman)

06-22-2016, 02:07 PM	#1
cabojohn PROBATION Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 656	I brought donuts to fat camp once...and nearly died! The riot was insane.