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Senior Member
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Seven minutes from the launch!
Posts: 987
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Now we really found him...
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Ah, yes, the beauty of localism. The code of honor: If you're not born here you're clearly a lesser human than I. By my devine-right I stake claim to this four mile parcel of water. Even if I'm an Ocean Beach local---I stake claim to La Jolla, too! Never mind that tiny detail. It's mine---all mine! It's "our seabass bite" and our Yellowtail bite. It doesn't matter if you arrived here fist today. Our rockfishing spots; our waves! And only, I, can some up within fifty yards of a sportboat to poach a Yellowtail off their chum-line. Not you. Your parents didn't choose to give berth here. Shame on you; filthy transient! You, sniveling, transplant petty kayaker, I'm going to roar my engines back and forth. Then back and forth some more over your fly-line. You'll learn. You'll see, my power, as I hit the throttle. I am powerful! Never mind my screams on the water suggesting weakness. I'm a local. Watch me. Back over the same group of fish; again and again I go! While there may only be four boats out here, I'm a second generation local I tell you---I have skills that you don't possess. Just watch me make this one boat seem like fifty! Rah rah rah...: ![]()
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